Mars Retrograde Readings

An image of the red planet Mars, fourth rock from the Sun, with the words “Mars Retrograde Reading: A 6 month forecast for $100.

Mars is about to make a u-turn and take everyone with him! Do you A) ride or die, or B) take the wheel?

Admittedly, it does help to go a little limp over the retrograde bumps, but how about you grab that gps and navigate your own course instead?

And I can help you to do just that!

My Mars Retrograde Reading is a 6 month forecast relating entirely back to your own charts and how you can still show up as a badass while the place burns to the ground around you. If that sounds a bit dramatic it’s because it is, Mars’ fire can be a bit unhinged and you don’t want to get singed by anyone else’s wack flames in the coming months.

I’ve got limited places available for this offer, and with Mars Retrograde beginning in mere days you gotta hmu asap to get the jump on it….

So DM me today to book your session!

⭐️Astrology Seer: Connecting to the Cosmic.

Loudest Voice

MARS in Gemini: 22/10 – 8/11.

Mars enters Gemini and takes a deep breath, at ground zero degrees it’s like he’s screaming mercilesslyinto the wind. It’s not like Mars to hesitate but the rocky red planet is grinding to a halt up above, and some battles simply aren’t worth the fight.

⭐️Astrology Seer: Connecting to the Cosmic.

I Love Us

VENUS in Libra: 19/10 – 12/11.

Venus is going to focus on her glow up for a while and she’s soooo ready to wash the stale cosmic dust out of her hair. There’s a new look coming to your relationships soon.

⭐️Astrology Seer: Connecting to the Cosmic.

I Know You Do

JUNO in Aquarius: 7/4/22 – 2/2/23.

I love you. I know you do. Let’s do that thing together and be cool about it.  Okay, sounds fun.


Juno Retrograde: 25/7 – 23/10/22.

You wanna go check out the moon? Yup. Good, me too.

⭐Astrology Seer: Connecting to the Cosmic.

Clear Pools

NEW MOON in Pisces: 31/3 – 2/4.

Everything you need to know is already stored within you, and your ancestors let you know when the pools are clear enough to read child. Warm hands on your soul, the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Pallas, Chiron and Eris make it so. This all flows just fine, so go plant those seeds for tomorrow.

⭐Astrology Seer: Connecting to the Cosmic.

New Leaders

NORTH NODE in Aries: 27/3/22 – 14/10/23.

Take me to your leader, nah jk, being agreeable is old hat when there are revolucións to be had. The movers and the dreamers will represent! And the meek shall inherit the Earth.

⭐Astrology Seer: Connecting to the Cosmic.